when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."