The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
I LOVE IT
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
"he looks weird on this pic but i swear he is hot" a novel by me
I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME
now the weather